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dlee
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Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 1459
Location: E. Syracuse NY
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 Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:32 pm Post subject: Pet fish... |
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| Park Ranger is on his boat patrolling. He goes over to a guy sitting in a boat with a bunch of fish in his bucket. Ranger says, "Hey, the limit on these fish are only 6 per day and it's $100 per fish over the limit." The fisherman replies, "Sir, these are my pet fish. I didn't fish them today. I bring them out to the lake and let them swim. When I'm ready to leave, I whistle and they jump back into their bucket." Ranger doesn't believe the man. "Sir. I'll show you. They are very well trained. I can prove it." Ranger hesitates, but then allows the man to prove it. So the man, dumps all the fish into the lake. A few minutes go by and the Ranger asks, "So, whistle the fish back into your bucket." The man replies, "What fish? I don't have any fish." |
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mark in vegas
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Joined: 20 Oct 2010
Posts: 1852
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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| Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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And you did it without any F words at all....well done!
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